Joe+reporter+April+12

Joe reporter 4/12/2011 BBBZZZTTT!!! BBBZZTT!! BBBBBZZZZZTTTTT!!!!! Attention Earthlings! We are Zorglings from the planet Zorg, and we are here to take over your planet. But we are not sure if we can overtake your planet with our artillery. So we have taken over a. . . is daily reporter how you pronounce it Garg? Yes? Okay. daily reporter to tell you what we think of your planet. We are zooming in on Ms.Moline’s class now. Today was cloudy. The daily doings. . . That’s how you pronounce it, right Brog? Good. quote was: “I always looked ahead.” Today was started with Reader’s Workshop, which is usually just reading. Then music. In music, we, I mean you, are working on “Lean on Me” for xylophones. We [you] are in the middle of testing. Everybody shall do all four instruments, and right now four earthlings have done two instruments. After music was over, you earthlings went to the computer lab. First, you had to write about your social studies homework. Afterwards, you were forced by the queen to read Colony of Roanoke discussion. When finished, all earthlings went to Building Big, where they “tested” materials in many ways. Last but not most, you worked on colonies. It was round six, thus, that day, all colonies could trade with Natives. Or have war. But everybody traded. That was the day. We are sorry for disturbing your planet. You are much too complicated for us. Goodbye.